Andre

[Tom Kunich]

What do you think of those who think that your vast collection of published works means nothing and that their opinions are better than yours?

Of course, fiction is not indicative of the real world around us, but it is sort of funny that you've published lots of non-fiction works to wide acclaim and someone like flunkmeister believes himself to have more popular opinions than you.

Elon Musk placed Frank EXACTLY in his place - a moron with a degree.

[Andre Jute]

On Thursday, December 23, 2021 at 6:10:26 PM UTC, cycl...@gmail.com wrote:
> What do you think of those who think that your vast collection of published works means nothing and that their opinions are better than yours?
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> Of course, fiction is not indicative of the real world around us, but it is sort of funny that you've published lots of non-fiction works to wide acclaim and someone like flunkmeister believes himself to have more popular opinions than you.
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That moron Flunkie claims to know more about every subject under the sun than I do, even those subjects on which I'm a world authority. He got caught out when I wrote about my Laverda which I used in Germany to go to the opera in the smaller cities on the B roads. He claimed that he walked off the street , a total stranger, and the owner of a large racing Laverda, a very, very rare and expensive bike, let him take it apart. He also claimed to have two large, exceedingly expensive touring bikes, one of them a BMW.
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I just laugh at those monkeys, Tom. Every time they speak about my books, they give away their ignorance. One looks not only at the number of books I published, but who the publishers are, how many languages my books were translated into, how long in print, how may editions, how many reissues in paperback or e-books, what the range of my subjects is, how the critics received my books, how other professionals in my various professions received and prescribed my books in their particular fields, and so on. These clowns get it it wrong every time.
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But even more interesting is that the reason so many of them spend so much time on my books, in a tone of being being affronted by this massive wall of achievement, is because they're envious. They have nothing to match such an achievement, and it makes them look and feel small and slack. I have nothing to do with them feeling small and slack; I was just born talented and hardworking because I had the right breeding and upbringing, and a gift for making useful friends. Their belief that denigrating my books will make me a lesser person exposes them, every time, to feeling smaller and slacker still. Envy is the most corrosive of all emotions. Such uninventive slights, from such petty peddlers aren't even gnat bites on my ankles -- none of them can reach that high.
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Andre Jute
"Bless the creator." --- schoolchildren in China, hands folded on my graphic design textbook, before they open it to start their studies for the day.
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PS

> Elon Musk placed Frank EXACTLY in his place - a moron with a degree.
>

Musk, another outstanding South African, knows what I've been saying since I came here a dozen years ago, that charisma is the art of infuriating untalented, unworthy and unwanted charlatans by merely lounging elegantly.
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[funkma...@hotmail.com]

On Thursday, December 23, 2021 at 10:09:20 PM UTC-5, Andre Jute wrote:
> On Thursday, December 23, 2021 at 6:10:26 PM UTC, cycl...@gmail.com wrote:
> > What do you think of those who think that your vast collection of published works means nothing and that their opinions are better than yours?
> >
> > Of course, fiction is not indicative of the real world around us, but it is sort of funny that you've published lots of non-fiction works to wide acclaim and someone like flunkmeister believes himself to have more popular opinions than you.
> >
> That moron Flunkie claims to know more about every subject under the sun than I do

I've never made any such claim, you bloviating bag of shit. In fact, for the record, I'll state it here: There are subjects on which you are more well-versed than I. The issue isn't your intellect or erudition. It's your character. You're a sniveling little weasel with no prospects who brags over "accomplishments" no one cares about, even _if_ they were true (case in point: these alleged publications that are routinely read by 100's of 1000's of cyclists and the name of this 30K member writers forum....still waiting). We are not impressed.

> even those subjects on which I'm a world authority.

Bragging about the size of your ego is a serious character flaw.

> He got ...<snipped fantasy diversion>... of them a BMW.

I have never claimed to have a motorcycle of any type. When you build straw men like this, it's simply another example of the dearth of you character. The only people impressed by your postings in this forum are you and sparky up there. In fact, I'd go so far as to say you two are the only people impressed with your very existence on this planet: andre jute - fan club of one (two actually, we know he's a fan of himself). If that tall tale about the "laverda" (whatever the fuck that is, don't know, don't care) was supposed to be an example of your fiction, it's pretty clear why no one reads your books[1].

> I just laugh at those.... <snipped self aggrandizing bullshit>..... can reach that high.

It's only a matter of time before you run away with your tail between you legs like you did here:
https://groups.google.com/g/rec.bicycles.tech/c/ZkDRWl3jPgQ/m/9jia4VjQDAAJ

It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic. Here we have a completely irrelevant failed author, whose minor successes in life were a complete stroke of luck, having little if anything to do with his self-declared "talents"[2] . You weren't the "last man standing" on the last thread you created, and your example of "[hitting] 10 percent harder, every time, forever, until you break or run" was to post "Nothing further from me in this post."

We should be thankful for one very important thing - what ever sentient higher power is responsible for the creation of you two failures of humanity recognized their mistake and ensured neither of you was able to reproduce. At least future generations won't be stricken with the likes of you two vapid little twerps.

So go back to your meager existence courtesy of the Irish national social safety programs you live off of since you haven't seen a royalty check in the past decade (you fucking hypocrite). You'll fade away into obscurity just like your writing, "piss off, scumball, we don't want or need you".

[1] 96 reviews of 24 books on amazon, with an overall average rating ~1.4 (out of 5, or, an equivalent GPA of 1.1, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKS0GVvoE9I), and half of those books got _no_ rating at all.
[2] If anything encapsulates andres "talent" and impact on the literally it's this review:
"Hackneyed and overblown, and lacking any characters of interest, originality or wit. Has chapter titles like "Synthesis 9: Lausanne". A reader who doesn't grin at that may enjoy this book, otherwise not. I only read it because Jute wrote a not-very-good book about how to write, and mentioned this book of his as an example. I wanted to see his qualifications, and they are weak, except as an encouraging example that you need not be a good writer to get published. "(https://www.amazon.com/dp/0393012166#customerReviews)

[William Crowell]

Look, you guys don't need to be so inhibited and deferential in your discussion. Why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?

[Tom Kunich]

Bill. I think that the point is that some lower management midget thinks that if he trash talks other people from a point of anonymity that he becomes a real man. Personally I think it hilarious.

[Andre Jute]

On Friday, December 24, 2021 at 12:43:43 PM UTC, William Crowell wrote:
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> Look, you guys don't need to be so inhibited and deferential in your discussion. Why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?
>

Thanks for the giggle, William.
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I just feel bored, and that's after reading only a small random sample of what these people spew up. I've heard all this before from the same sort of junior upstart. It's in any event futile for me to care what a single illiterate nonkulturny thinks of books he hasn't, read, or even what my biggest fan thinks of a book I published over forty years ago, but who in his right mind cares what a fellow so lacking in talent that he has to plagiarize my work thinks -- if he thinks at all and doesn't merely emote a constant stream of hatred.
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As I've observed before, charisma is the art of infuriating the undeserving effortlessly by merely lounging elegantly. Notice that I never did this Peter Howard, anonymous as funk master, any harm whatsoever; indeed, if he hadn't first put himself in my face, apparently in outrage at my very existence, I would never have noticed the little man. Ditto for all of his envy-driven kind.

Andre Jute
Still living in hope that just one monkey will say something novel, or even steal something interestingly nostalgic from some third party.

[funkma...@hotmail.com]

The real point is that some broke and broken old coot thinks if he threatens physical violence in an internet forum it might make him the man he never was. That would be funny if he didn't actually believe it.

[funkma...@hotmail.com]

On Friday, December 24, 2021 at 9:31:10 PM UTC-5, Andre Jute wrote:
> On Friday, December 24, 2021 at 12:43:43 PM UTC, William Crowell wrote:
> >
> > Look, you guys don't need to be so inhibited and deferential in your discussion. Why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?
> >
> Thanks for the giggle, William.
> >
> I just feel bored, and that's after reading only a small random sample of what these people spew up. I've heard all this before from the same sort of junior upstart. It's in any event futile for me to care what a single illiterate nonkulturny thinks of books he hasn't, read, or even what my biggest fan thinks of a book I published over forty years ago, but who in his right mind cares what a fellow so lacking in talent that he has to plagiarize my work thinks -- if he thinks at all and doesn't merely emote a constant stream of hatred.
> >
> As I've observed before, charisma is the art of infuriating the undeserving effortlessly by merely lounging elegantly. Notice that I never did this Peter Howard, anonymous as funk master, any harm whatsoever; indeed, if he hadn't first put himself in my face, apparently in outrage at my very existence, I would never have noticed the little man. Ditto for all of his envy-driven kind.

The real reason you keep deluding yourself that I'm this Peter Howard is because your ego won't allow to realize that there's more than one person in this would who sees you for the fraud that you are. Here's a hint skippy, _every_ person in this forum - save that corrupt old shit-stain kunich - sees you for the fraud that you are. At this point there's not even any proof that this Peter Howard actually stole anything from andre the Impotent, it's just as likely (if not more so) that this claim of plagiarism is itself a work of fiction - yet another attempt by andre the Irrelevant to get some attention because no publisher has returned a phone call to him in the past decade. Here's a story idea for you, skippy: Failed author living off public assistance for the past ten years finally realizes his only friend in the world is a demented old half-wit from the shallowest left side of the bell curve who lives 5500 miles away. You could call it "Morally Bankrupt: the Autobiography of andre jute"

Notice that this puny personality andre the Insipid hasn't made a cycling related post here in years (yes skippy, we know you author "publications that are routinely read by 100's of 1000's of cyclists" - complete bullshit*) and instead his stated purpose here is to attack other contributors who actually use this forum for its intended purpose (not clear if andre the Arrogant has any clue any more what that purpose is, or that his existence does not now - nor has it ever - served any beneficial purpose).

C'mon sparky, hit me back with that ten percent increase. Seems to me it's a ten percent _decrease_, and you'll simply fade from this exchange like you always do (mr. "last man standing"....LOL!) and like your career has with the seemingly infinite regression of your royalties.

*Maybe that could be the subtitle: "Author of publications routinely read by 100's of 1000's of cyclists and administrator of a 30K member writers forum, and other tales of complete bullshit".

> Andre Jute
> Still living in hope that just one monkey will say something novel, or even steal something interestingly nostalgic from some third party.

In otherwords - give you an idea.

[Tom Kunich]

I simply now will no longer respond to the haters of the group. This will include Frank if he is not speaking on the subject. There is really something incredably twisted in his mind but it will be rendered harmless after this coming November.

[Andre Jute]

Smart. It lets you choose the time and the pace of punishing the anti-social scum for the impertinence of trying to bully you. Soon they'll be begging you to respond to them, which is the oxygen they crave. Starve them!
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Andre Jute
Boss psychologist.

[funkma...@hotmail.com]

So much for "I for one have no intention of putting up with abuse without retaliating. And I practice Vienna Diplomacy, as taught by the great Henry Kissinger: Hit me and I guarantee to hit you 10 percent harder, every time, forever, until you break or run. Anyone who doubts that I'll be the last man standing is an innocent abroad who should learn to use a search engine to discover that I have the means and the will to finish what I start. Forgiving and forgetting is just weakness that encourages wannabe bullies like Krygowski, Slow Johnny, Rideablot, Eaton or Seaton, whatever the little fuck's name is, Scharf, and lately Beattie, to repeat their crimes. It's hypocrisy to complain about the general nasty atmosphere on RBT unless you're willing to stand up with me against this scum, not that I need assistance, but for your own sake. "

If you aren't posting abuse, you aren't posting at all - we would consider that a win.